The One When I Marvelled at Soup
Soup in a pouch? That’s right- a pouch you throw in the microwave and nuke ’til it’s fevered enough for Goldilocks. Muy caliente, osa menor! What you do with it next is your business. Me? I’m thinking I’ll use the hot bag o’ goodness to bring feeling back to my hammies after my ice bath. Then I’ll jab a wide-gauge Slurpee straw in the thing and suck it down like I’m siphoning $5/gallon gas from an abandoned SUV in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Mmmm! Soupy goodness!




Very witty, I enjoyed reading. There are quite of lot of micr soups around today. Can’t say I’ve tried one myself yet, but you never know. Ice bath? Yuk lol.